Overview
We're not a Resort -- we're "Ho-Hum." A different kind or RV Park. No, there isn’t a swimming pool or Jacuzzi. Nor, are there elaborately landscaped sites. But, our grounds are surfaced with gravel made of million year old fossilized oyster shells that is easy to walk and drive on. The Gulf of Mexico is within an oyster shell’s throw from any site. There is a private unobstructed 1/2 mile natural walking beach that's great for dog walking.
Fish from our 250 ft. pier, or your own boat or kayak. Or just sit back and enjoy the breathtaking sunrises, dolphins slowly swimming by, pelicans floating or flying in formation overhead — and, sea gulls and shore birds doing their dance. Birders, bring your binoculars and kayaks to enjoy all our native species. Lanark reef, locally referred to as Bird Island, was recently purchased by the Audubon Society and is less than one mile off shore in shallow water.
Ho-Hum is the perfect place to read, take a nap, or just relax. If you must resort to being high-tech, we offer free WiFi and cable TV (over 70 channels).
We are positioned between Hwy 98 and the Gulf of Mexico on the forgotten coast of the Florida panhandle. Ho Hum is only four miles east of Carrabelle in Lanark Village. We are in the eye of nature, where the Apalachicola National Forest, Tate's Hell State Forest, and The Gulf of Mexico come together.
Rates
| Options | Starting Daily | Starting Weekly | Starting Monthly | |
| Tier A Beach Front | $42.00 | $252.00 | ||
| Tier B Beach View | -- | $228.00 | ||
| Tier C Interior | -- |
Rules
Vehicle Policy
One RV & one vehicle. per site. Empty sites may get rented so please do not park there.
Pet Policy
keep them on a leash at all times. don't leave your dogs unattended outside of your rig. pick up their "Product", as we say here at Ho Hum, in the park, on adjoining properties, and on all beach areas. for the comfort of all our guests, no excessive barking. no aggressive behavior allowed.....two or four legged.
General Policies
Ho Hum Dogs You've heard of 'Moon Walkers" and "Space Walkers" and "Tight Rope Walkers", here at Ho Hum we have "Dog Walkers." Yes, your furry friends are welcome at Ho Hum because we are very dog friendly. We just ask..... .... keep them on a leash at all times. .... don't leave your dogs unattended outside of your rig. .... pick up their "Product", as we say here at Ho Hum, in the park, on adjoining properties, and on all beach areas. .... for the comfort of all our guests, no excessive barking. .... no aggressive behavior allowed.....two or four legged. We ask that you PLEASE..... .... Drive at a Ho Hum pace. .... Do not remove Health Dept. back flow preventer brass fitting on water spigot. (State regulation). .... Use an approved sewer connection (State regulation). We have supplies for sale in office. .... One RV & one vehicle. per site. Empty sites may get rented so please do not park there. .... No campfires, tents, clothes lines, wind chimes, or fireworks. .... Quiet times 10 p.m until 8 a.m. Loud music and late parties are “no no’s”. .... Alcohol permitted on your campsite only and out of view. No public intoxication allowed. .... Keep your site tidy with minimal storage. .... RV & car washes are allowed at a fee but not mechanical work, oil changing, etc. .... No “shortcuts” through your neighbors’ campsites. .... Please dispose of cigarette butts properly. .... Park facilities are for our registered guests only. .... Refrain from any commercial sales activities while a guest at Ho Hum. ....Ho Hum RV Park isn't responsible for items left outside of your camper. .... Enter & exit beach from pier or either end. .... Keep our pier clean & clear of all fishing debris. .... Do not leave poles and gear unattended. .... Ho Hum does not have a pier fishing license. .... No boat loading and unloading from, or tying to the pier. .... Use only the provided bait cutting boards. Not pier railings. .... Cast net users, please remove seaweed from pier. .... Stack chairs in corner when not in use. .... No coolers with alcohol allowed.
Amenities
Laundry Facilities
Big Rig Friendly
Water Hookups
Cable Hookups
Sewer Hookups
Pet Friendly
WiFi
50 Amps
30 Amps
Activities
Boating
Fishing
Kayaking
Wildlife Viewing
Discount Clubs
Good Sam
AAA
Escapees RV Club
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